Trump has decided to rename the Department of Defense, as the Department of War.
Presumably, other parts of the government also will be renamed, hence the following suggestions
Present name Proposed change
President Godfather
FBI Federal Bureau of Intimidation
Department of Justice Department of Payback and Reprisal
Supreme Court Court of Presidential Rubber Stamping
ICE American Gestapo
State Department Department of America First
Treasury Department Department of Deficit Spending
Department of the Interior Department of Resource Exploitation
Department of Agriculture Department of AgriBusiness
Department of Labor Department of Wonderful Statistics
Department of Health Department of Just Say No to Science
Center for Disease Control Center for Home Cures and Quackery
Department of Energy Department Promoting Fossil Fuels
Homeland Security Department of Urban Occupation
Department of Education Department of Mythology
Department of Transportation Department of Gasoline
Foundation for Humanities Foundation for Prejudice, Pride & Patriotism
Federal Trade Commission Arbitrary Tariffs Commission
Civil Service Commission Employee Termination Service
National Science Foundation Department of University Shakedowns
Social Security Ephemeral Pensions Administration