Trump has decided to rename the Department of Defense, which will now be called the Department of War. Presumably this is to celebrate the government's decision to obliterate a small boat in the Caribbean, rather than capture it and interrogate those on board.
Presumably, other parts of the government also will be renamed to reflect what they now do, hence the following suggestions
Present name Proposed change
Department of Justice Department of Payback and Reprisal
State Department Department of America First
Supreme Court Office for Perks & Presidential Approval
FBI Federal Bureau of Intimidation
Treasury Department Department of Deficit Spending
Department of the Interior Department of Resource Exploitation
Department of Agriculture Department of AgriBusiness
Department of Commerce Department of Big Business
Department of Labor Department of Wonderful Statistics
Department of Health Department of Just Say No to Science
Center for Disease Control Center for Quackery
Department of Energy Department Promoting Fossil Fuels
Homeland Security Department of Urban Occupation
Department of Education Department of Mythology
Department of Transportation Department of Gasoline
Veterans Administration Unnecessary Dependents Administration
National Foundation for Humanities Fuoundation for White Pride & Patriotism
Federal Trade Commission Arbitrary Tariffs Commission
Smithsonian Museums Office of Propaganda
NASA Privatizing Space Commission
Civil Service Commission Employee Termination Program
National Science Foundation Department of University Shakedowns
Social Security Ephemeral Pensions
ICE American Gestapo
As the above might suggest, the many changes might also include the following:
White House Headquarters, Trump, Inc.
President Tyrant (or Godfather)
Congress Council of Clowns
Democrats Pretenders
Allies Subordinates
